1. VOTE TO CHANGE THE ALPHABET

Your Vote Counts!

For years, kids have been taught their ABC's the same way. You recite all of the letters, but when you come to that part in the middle, you string all of the letters together. Who really pronounces all of the letters L, M, N, O, P? Come on, we all know that it should really be combined into a single letter. The new letter should be pronounced, "Ell-em-en-oh-pee."

Everyone who wants to vote to make "Ellemenohpee" the newest letter of the alphabet, vote YES. All you teachers and parents out there can vote NO.

2. VOTE TO ESTABLISH A MINIMUM DAILY DOSE OF TELEVISION!

Your Vote Counts!

We have minimum daily requirements for all sorts things. Where's the minimum of cartoon watching? Maybe you're not getting enough TV. What would happen if you spent all of your spare time reading, got accepted into Harvard, and the first day of class, the professor asked you to name the Jetson's dog? Pretty embarrassing, huh? How are your viewing habits? You might be down to only 2 or 3 hours a night. Vote YES to increase the minimum daily cartoon watching requirement to 5 hours a day (of course, the minimums will need to be adjusted upward for weekends).

3. VOTE TO BAN GROSS CAFETERIA FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL!

Vote Now! Your taste buds depend on it!

We're putting school cafeterias on notice right here and now! All in favor of banning Yankee Bean Soup from any establishment that serves children, vote YES. All those opposed, vote NO.